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| Ragged Rambler consuming home-baked treacle tart with custard |
The AFSI would like to apologise for the lack of publications regarding the dietary habits of the Ragged Ramblers over recent months. We would like to reassure Associates that this is in no way indicative of a withdrawal from this vital work. Teams of operatives are still active in the 'field', and are currently in a mode described by AFSI spokesperson, Tad Chomp, as 'deep underground'.
Regrettably, we have been unable to respond to the abundant correspondence regarding our 'radio silence', but hope that you will be reassured and understand that we have very good reasons for this.
Professor Ergo Etsum, Director of the AFSI, adds:
"Our surveillance, information gathering and identification activities are beyond the comprehension of ordinary people. We cannot concern ourselves with their petty anxieties. Our work is absolutely vital, and we cannot allow ourselves to be distracted in any way from the task in... in... isn't it...."
